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یک داستان کوتاه خنده دار انگلیسی با ترجمه فارسی

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جمعه 4 شهریور 1390-01:49 ق.ظ

یک داستان کوتاه خنده دار انگلیسی با ترجمه فارسی

A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing god she asked “is my time up?” god said: “ no , you have another 43 years , 2 month and 8 days to live upon recovery. The woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift , liposuction , breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth. Since she had so much more time to live , she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation , she was released from the hospital while crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of god , she demanded  , “ I thought you said I had another 42 years? Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?”

God replied : “ I didn’t recognize you”

ترجمه ی این داستان 

خانم 45 ساله ای سکته قلبی کرد و سریعاً به بیمارستان منتقل شد. وقتی زیر تیغ جراح بود عملاً مرگ را تجربه کرد. زمانیکه بی هوش بود خدا را دید. از خدا پرسید: آیا زمان مردنم فرا رسیده است؟ خدا پاسخ داد: نه، تو ۴۳ سال و ۲ ماه و ۸ روز دیگر فرصت خواهی شد. بعد از به هوش آمدن برای بهبود کامل خانم تصمیم گرفت که در بیمارستان باقی بماند. چون به زندگی بیشتر امیدوار بود، چند عمل زیبایی انجام داد. جراحی پلاستیک، لیپساکشن، جراحی بینی، جراحی ابرو و … او حتی رنگ موی خود را تغییر داد و حتی دندانهایش را سفید کرد.

از اونجایی که او زمان بیشتری برای زندگی داشت از این رو تصمیم گرفت که بتواند بیشترین استفاده را از این موقعیت ببرد. بعد از آخرین عملش او از بیمارستان مرخص شد.

وقتی برای عریمت به خانه داشت از خیابان عبور می کرد، با یک آمبولانس تصادف کرد و مرد!!! وقتی با خدا روبرو شد بهش گفت: من فکر کردم که گفتی 43 سال و اندی بعد مرگ من فرا می رسه؟ چرا من رو از جلوی آمبولانس نکشیدی کنار؟ چرا من مردم؟




خدا پاسخ داد؛ ببخشید، وقتی داشتی از خیابون رد می شدی نشناختمت!



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