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جمعه 4 شهریور 1390-02:12 ق.ظ

Children Are Quick 

____________________________________ 

TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find   North America  .  MARIA:         Here it  is.
TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered   America ?
CLASS:         Maria.
__________________________________________ 

TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong 
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   

(I  Love this child) 
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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:   What are you talking about? 
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 
WINNIE:       Me! 

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TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
 
GLEN:  
        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.



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